So here's what happened: I was inspecting the interior of an old tulip poplar, pushing myself in head first on my back and looking up into the blackness of the tree. A few nut shells were scattered on the ground. This should've been a clue. Then I turned over and looked out the hole on the other side. At that moment I felt a thud on my back like the weight of a glove. I thought I felt a sensation of something running down my legs. The team I was with started laughing. When I pulled myself out they told me that a squirrel had fallen on my back and run down my legs to make its escape.
As far as these other pictures go, don't ask. Okay, I'll tell you. I had been working hard all day and needed to release some of my goofy energy. That thing on my nose is a mocker nut shell. That thing in my eye is a sweet gum pod.